Get Instant Access to God via Fiverr

I’ve seen some crazy attempts at monetizing the masses on Fiverr. But this has to rank as one of my favourites.

Proof in the pudding that Jesus is out there… if you’ve got five bucks.

Get paid to pray

I never thought I’d see the day where praying could be outsourced to an Indian call center for five bucks, but that day appears to be drawing ever closer.

5 dollar make Him holler, honey boo boo…

What’s next? I’ll tell you what.

I, Finch, will erase your sins for a pint of bitter and a packet of crisps.

Call me for bulk order discounts. Really fucked up shit will require that you order twice.

Offer must end soon. No time wasters.

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Finch
Finch

A 29 year old high school dropout (slash academic failure) who sold his soul to make money from the Internet. This blog follows the successes, fuck-ups and ball gags of my career in affiliate marketing.

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