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Outsourcing: The Art Of Knowing What You’re Shit At
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It’s Time To Get Your Halloween Hustle On
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The Paid Advertising Syndrome On Digital Point

Outsourcing: The Art Of Knowing What You’re Shit At

I’ve noticed a large number of blog posts related to work ethic and time management recently. Barman seems to be responsible for the large majority of them with a crazy posting spree on PPC.bz. Ruck chimed in with his own advice on the Convert2Media blog (less forum lurking, more pushing his berries). I’m not going to preach about the importance of setting to-do lists and sticking to them.

The truth is, no matter how many good ideas you have floating around your head, if you don’t have the expertise to bring them to reality – ideas is all they will ever be. One of the biggest stumbling points I’ve encountered is the mindset that I know everything about everything. I used to be, and still can be, a stubborn piece of shit when it comes to outsourcing jobs to be done professionally.

There are still times where I have to convince myself. I’m sitting there thinking hey, you know what, I can strum up a banner in Photoshop. Ain’t no sweat. So I’ll bust out my hand palette of gradients and go wild until I’ve wasted half a day pissing up the wall any hope of a decent clickthrough rate.

If you want to get shit done, and get shit done well, you need to know when to outsource various tasks to people who are better equipped to get them done properly. It comes down to knowing your own strengths and weaknesses. Even then, you still need to gauge the important parts of your business that require your time instead of anybody else’s.

I recently outsourced the redesign of this blog (thanks to Ramona of Dojo-Design for the great work). A couple of friends asked me why I’d decided to outsource my own web design when I come from a working background of several web agencies. True, I could have done the work myself. But it’s not always the best decision to do things yourself.

What you’ll notice about the successful guys in affiliate marketing is that they tend to spend their time at the decision-making business end of their day jobs. Testing new traffic sources and researching media buys…this requires expert knowledge that you can’t outsource without giving up your own school of thought. It’s like a pyramid of growth. If you spend all your time battling over design tweaks or copywriting mistakes – you’re going to find that this is all you succeed in becoming successful at.

We all have to put in our hard graft. I’m still in the process of growing my own business. I work incredibly long hours because it’s necessary to cover all of the ground that needs covering for me to remain successful. But while I haven’t employed anybody yet, I’m always looking to outsource tasks that create what I call “low value reward”.

Affiliates need to think innovation to stay one step ahead of the curve. If you don’t have a pair of eyeballs watching for the next acai berry trend, you’re going to miss it. Shit happens quickly in this industry. Good luck spotting the next gravy train when you’re treating every small task as another notch on your to-do list. Too much reading is a bad thing. Too many hours pissed away typing in to an AIM window WILL lose you money. I think we can all agree on that – but you can’t work like some badger in a fucking hole. Get somebody else to do the tasks that don’t require what got you here.

Outsourcing the day to day basics of your business will go a long way to giving you a more creative freehold over what you’re doing. What have you spent today doing?

Did you spend too many hours trying to find the right words for your latest flog? Maybe you’re an SEO guy with a mountain of creative thought who just spent his afternoon submitting links to PR0 directories. If you look at what you actually do in a day, you could probably find 2 or 3 tasks that somebody else is willing to manage if you taught them how.

The reluctance to outsource, for many new affiliates, stems from spending money. We seem to have a paranoia for investing money in to a campaign that might bomb or never flash a profit.

How many campaigns have you tested that failed because you threw together a sketchy 5 minute landing page and didn’t see the results that you wanted after a day’s traffic? It’s this kind of lazy marketing that costs affiliates so dearly. Not in expenses, but in lost revenue. The moneymaking campaigns that got away. Not because they were doomed to always fail, but because the affiliate was so keen to get those zero click stats ticking over.

If you’d just commit to a job and get it done properly, you’d probably find that the idea was a good one after all. So the next time you think of a great campaign, run over the requirements in your head.

You’re going to advertise on MySpace? You should probably get a banner professionally designed. That’s if you want to know for sure whether there’s money beyond that initial dollop of impressions, right? You’re going to send a shitload of traffic to a flog? There are guys out there who write the damn things for a living. It’s become a micro-profession. They could probably do it better than you, sat there in your tightie whities, larking about on MSN, scratching your balls and pretending to be hard at work for 20 words per hour.

Filtering The Retards From Your Outsourcing Shortlist

Okay, so outsourcing isn’t just the art of knowing what you’re shit at. It’s the art of knowing what half of digital India is shit at too.

The second you offer a whiff of a payment, you’re going to be fighting off messages and Skype calls from every last impoverished kid with a computer in the far east. This is just the way it works. You can get burnt with one bad job and never outsource again, or you can use it to learn and recruit somebody better the next time round.

I’ve done my fair share of outsourcing in the past. Where do you think all this typing anger stems from? The next post will feature some tips I’ve picked up along the way. What to outsource, when to outsource it, and who you definitely don’t want to outsource it to.

It’s Time To Get Your Halloween Hustle On

So October is here, and what does October spell for affiliates? It spells the 7 billion dollars that are about to be blown on the annual celebrations of Halloween. I know what you’re thinking. 7 billion dollars…that’s a Titanic assload of berries. But this isn’t about acai berries. This is about getting in on the market early and making some easy bank with the variety of CPA offers that are about to swarm the networks.

The good thing about annual festivals like Halloween is that nearly the entire population is stupid enough to buy in to them. And if you ever needed a case study, I’m a walking fucking testimonial.

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I know a lot of guys have success around Valentines Day (…Especially if they remember it, right?). As a society, we generally feel pressured in to doing shit when everybody else is doing shit. Such a culture makes it easy to find some good money in appealing to the seasonal market demands. Whether that means pushing soppy “I love you” e-cards on February 14th or simply re-skinning your flog with some token fucking mistletoe on Christmas Eve – it’s probably going to have an effect.

So what can you be selling over this Halloween?

Well, I’ve done my research and rounded up a couple of cost-per-sale affiliate programs.

Costume City – One of the most popular fancy dress stores on the Net. You’ll need to be registered on CJ to promote it though. I’d drop an affiliate link here to get a second tier commission but who am I kidding? CJ? I’ve had to re-register like 4 times after each of my old accounts self-deleted out of pity. 10% to 15% payout with Costume City.

HalloweenCostumes4U – Also has a nice range of costumes. It’s a strictly Halloween themed site which is pretty important considering most of these programs that still haven’t mastered the art of allowing affiliates to link to a single product page. Payout looks to be around 12%.

Yes, 10% to 15% is a pretty weak payout – but you have to remember that the urge to buy is high. You get decent upsells with accessories so it’s not out of the question to be making some good bank on each sale. Of particular interest are the premium costumes – these are basically costumes that don’t look shit and cost a bit more. I’ve seen a few on there going for around $150-$200. If you can target the right crowd (pretentious limelight hogging whores), it’s easy to spin a healthy campaign.

The best way to convince the crowd to get in on your promotion is to sell it to them that you’re offering the hottest trend of the season – and if they don’t buy it now, it’ll be too late come October 30th. I don’t know if you’ve had your ear to the ground but there’s a pretty big murmur going around that the trend of the season is going to look a little something like this (CLICK).

thejokerGoing by last year’s turnout, it wouldn’t surprise me if a lot of money ended up being spent on costumes and accessories related to The Joker. I’ve seen some brilliant looking costumes and make-up works that went down a storm in 2008.

If you want to get some traffic to these offers, you should find plenty of success targeting the right demographics on Facebook. Use some shock tactic imagery to catch eyeballs. If you can’t find decent shock tactic imagery in a Michael Jackson Google image search, you really need to give up this game.

I’m thinking the 22-27 crowd is going to be quite profitable. You don’t want to target too young or you’ll end up busting a nut on university students. And we all know that university students are the definition of breezy pockets. I have to buy them pints to stop them from starving.

You can probably raise your clickthrough rate with some simple targeting of related keyword terms. Lets say if you’re using The Joker as your banner bait, ideal keywords would be Batman, The Dark Knight…etc. Honestly, I would think twice before keyword targeting Michael Jackson. His fans are so ape shit that they’ll click anything with his face on – doesn’t mean they’re gonna come away from it all dressed in a replica Beat It get-up.

Of course, cost-per-sale is too much work for most of you. Zip submits will also be popping up left right and center in the coming weeks. On Neverblue, I can already see seven of them.

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What you need to accept about these zip submits is that they’re eventually going to screw you over. It might take a day, it might take a week – it might happen before you’ve refreshed stats – but eventually you’re going to get scrubbed so hard your gooch is left stinging in to Thanksgiving.

Thankfully, a Halloween campaign isn’t designed to be long term so you can potentially stay profitable by promoting a bunch of submits and switching them over as each one begins to scrub and shave. With the volume that comes naturally out of a seasonal offer, you should have more than enough leverage to make some money.

Honestly, there’s a thousand other programs out there that you could be looking at running now that Halloween is on the horizon. It’s just a question of getting creative and thinking a little outside the box. One way or the other, people WILL be spending money. It’s just whether you’re smart enough to get your slice of the pumpkin pie.

The Paid Advertising Syndrome On Digital Point

I decided last week to spend some time on the Digital Point forums. I wouldn’t normally do this. I consider visits to both Digital Point and The Warrior Forum to be the equivalent of self-harm for affiliates. If you were to spend all day learning on them, you’d have gone ass backwards. If you’re not selling something, there’s no reason to be there.

One of my new initiatives out of the soul searching I did a little while ago was that I wanted to make an effort to help people and not just rip the shit out of them. So while on Digital Point, I was looking specifically for why so many of these marketers are spending their days spinning in circles and getting nowhere. What stood out was the giant canyon between free and paid advertising.

Some affiliates seem to have this mindset that if it ain’t free, it loses you money. A pay per click campaign is a prime example. I hear guys and girls complaining that they’d love the traffic from Google, but they can’t afford to spend money on paid ads. Let’s get it clear. It only costs you money if you suck at it. If you spend $100 to make $120 back – the paid advertising cost you less than the free advertising that took half your day and only made you 5 bucks. Free advertising comes at a price. That price is usually the investment of your time – unless you have a bunch of willing disciples pushing your shit for $0.47/hour.

Paid advertising doesn’t mean that you’re going to be left out of pocket. It simply means that you need to find a way to balance the right spend with your current cashflow situation. The most successful affiliates are getting paid weekly. This means their PPC budget is whatever they feel comfortable shedding from their account over the course of the 7 days that it takes to get reimbursed for the investment.

If you have money sitting in your bank, you have no excuse for avoiding paid advertising. The only excuse is that you’re worried you’ll suck at it and not make your money back + profit. Well, if that’s your mindset, why are you even dabbling in affiliate marketing? You belong sat at a desk on a fixed salary.

I’m not going to pretend that scaling to paid advertising isn’t an issue. There are ways to do it well. I thought I’d share a few of the concerns I had at the start of my switch to paid advertising, and how I managed to get over them.

First of all, you need to understand that most mainstream affiliate networks are not going to move you on to weekly payments overnight. Similarly, many networks will require that you cash a cheque before they switch you on to wired payments. This is to prevent the thousands of fraudsters out there from performing mass hit-and-run jobs on various offers. Considering each network will have significantly greater risk attached to their relationship with the advertisers that are paying them – it makes sense that you prove your worth to the network before they open up all payment options.

So you’re probably going to find yourself faced with the issue of “how I can afford to pay for my advertising when I’m not getting the money back ’til next month?”. The way I dealt with the problem was by having a little patience and sending only a small amount of traffic in my first month with each network.

Take a look at the minimum payment threshold to receive a cheque. It’ll probably be something like $100. So send $100 worth of traffic, wait for the cheque, cash it and then speak to your affiliate manager about payment terms. Tell him you’re ready to ramp up the traffic if he can guarantee you a weekly wire after xxx days. You’ll have more luck doing this than by strutting up to him on Day One and asking for the big shot treatment. Like your clicks are laced in gold or your berry traffic is fatter than the rest.

To be honest, you could just copy what I’ve done here. Create a blog, talk enough shit, and let the networks come to you.

The safest way to try paid advertising is unquestionably to haggle your way in to making it free advertising. One of my favourite methods was to steal PPC coupons from local bookshops. And yes, if you’re wondering, that’s about as classy as this blog is going to get.

Back when I was still working for my old web agency, it used to be a bit of a running joke on the web team that every time I disappeared for lunch, I’d come back with more £30 Adwords vouchers. I realized that .Net magazine was giving away a voucher with every edition. I’d simply roll in to WHSmiths and grab the loose inserts.

While many experts would love to have you believe there’s a magic ebook with the formula for success waiting to be read – it isn’t like that. It isn’t like that at all. The only way I ever got myself earning significant money was by grabbing the free Adwords coupons and experimenting until I found a campaign that was secure enough to pour my own money in to. Once you know a campaign is profitable, you would be an absolute retard for rejecting the instavolume that comes with PPC advertising.

Of course, there’s more to affiliate marketing than PPC advertising. If you’re operating on a limited budget, you can still chase down small media buys. People complain that media buys are a waste of money, too risky, too expensive and blah blah blah who gives a shit. So take the risk out of them!

There are literally thousands of websites out there with rarely clicked “advertising” links. If I’m going to buy exposure on somebody else’s site, I like to target the webmasters who aren’t entirely tuned in with what I do as a business. Go hunt down a website that has more than one advertising space available and ready to buy. What does this tell you? It tells you the webmaster is losing money by simply leaving the ad space unfilled. It tells you he probably might be interested in letting you run, say, a 24 hour test campaign to decide before you buy…right? These are the kind of opportunities that you have to jump on while your budget is still limited. And even if you’re an experienced marketer, it never hurts to be a cautious buyer.

Remember, the intention is never to claim a freebie. But rather to use trial opportunities to test a campaign and make a sensible decision about whether it’s going to be profitable to run. I remember what it was like when every dollar I had needed to be smartly invested. It probably brought out the best in my abilities.

But you need to have the right attitude. I’m willing to bet that most of these Digital Point members would see a £30 Adwords coupon and think to themselves, “How can I use that to get a £15 sale?”.

In reality, one of the quickest ways to get smart at affiliate marketing is to put your money where your mouth is. Remember that it might only take 1 day of a successful campaign to pay for an entire month’s worth of failed campaigns. But you’ll never appreciate this if you spend 8 hours a day submitting drivel to PR0 article directories.

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