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Just Released: Premium Posts Volume 2
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My 1 Piece of Advice To New Affiliates
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Why I Hate Corporate Affiliate Marketing Events

Just Released: Premium Posts Volume 2

When I introduced Premium Posts with last month’s guide to Plentyoffish, I guess you could say it was a wild stab in the dark.

I didn’t really know whether you guys would buy in to the concept. So I was extremely happy to see that so many people did, and that I didn’t receive a single refund request from hundreds and hundreds of transactions.

I don’t know, maybe you’re just being polite. Maybe you saw that the poor ape had spent so long slaving away over his keyboard in the darkness and you didn’t want to offend him.

Either way, the posts have received some excellent reviews. I enjoyed writing them, so a follow-up was inevitable. And here it is.

This month, for Volume 2, I’ve decided to take on the mammoth task of covering Facebook.

The posts are designed to give you inspiration not just for CPA campaigns, but for practically any marketing campaign you would be brave enough to launch on the world’s largest social network.

Just like Volume 1, many of the ideas discussed are transferrable to other traffic sources. It’s not the sort of Facebook guide that you will be finding on a Waterstone’s shelf anytime soon.

Some of the techniques used are controversial. I take no responsibility for how badly you manage to fuck yourself in the arse if it all goes tits up.

I think you’re going to like them, well, I hope you’re going to like them. My hairline lost about four inches but I can say that no kittens were strangled during the creation of these posts.

So, here you go, click here for Premium Posts Volume 2.

My 1 Piece of Advice To New Affiliates

If you were just entering the affiliate industry now, knowing what you already know, how would you launch a successful business? Where would you start?

This is a question I get asked time and time again, particularly by those looking to cross in to affiliate marketing on a shoestring budget. I understand the concerns. Not wanting to waste a single dollar is an admirable show of frugality, if hopelessly unrealistic.

However, condensing my hindsight in to a reliable plan for somebody else’s future is not particularly practical.

There are many things I’ve learnt by starting an affiliate business. Most importantly, the need to play to my strengths.

When you step back from the industry and forget that affiliate marketing exists, you can find a great deal of clarity by simply asking yourself: “What do I have to offer? What can I do for other people that would make some kind of difference?

These are very fundamental questions, and probably not as appealing as the one push button formula that many optimists are craving to hear about.

But it’s only by understanding your strengths, by grasping what you have to offer, that you can possibly think about creating a business that will be valuable five or ten years from now.

If you fail to recognise your strengths and passions, I can almost guarantee that your success will hinge on chance. You’ll adopt the scattergun approach to Internet Marketing where projects look impressive on paper, but leave you feeling empty on the first day of production.

I could advise new affiliates to go and build a website about losing weight with the latest jungle superberry, because obviously there’s plenty of money to be made in that particular niche. But I’d be doing them a massive injustice.

You could expect those excited affiliates to go away, bust out their credit cards, snap up domains and hosting, and maybe even come back two weeks later with a shiny WordPress ready to sell some berries.

The problem is that most new affiliates are pretty uneducated when it comes to understanding and selling berries. More to the point, the reason they find to justify such a splurge of berry related research is that it could potentially make them money. They will build websites about random crap because there’s a bucket of gold at the end of the rainbow. But where is the passion?

You can’t be passionate about money forever. It’s a paradox. Eventually you end up with enough of it to be back to square one.

The biggest lesson I’ve learnt is that even if there is a bucket of gold at the end of the rainbow, even if your berries website does make you a great deal of money, it’s not going to leave you feeling 100% satisfied. The only work that will leave you feeling 100% satisfied is work that you actually care about.

This is a ridiculous argument for many affiliates to understand. Who needs to feel satisfied when the money is in the bank and you’re still in your boxer shorts at 1pm?

It’s not a question of failing to appreciate the money, but rather feeling comfortable with your objectives. I’ve always wanted to be a writer, and so I use affiliate marketing as a mechanism to monetize the passion I have for writing.

My whiteboards used to be littered with whichever projects were likely to put money in my pocket, even if the thought of getting the work done was enough to make me strangle a kitten in my sleep.

Sooner or later, the mindset grows thin. You find yourself naturally gravitating to the ideas that stir an emotion or excitement more sustainable than the appeal of making money. You ultimately realise that easy, profitable and sustainable can never exist.

I hope that one day the Internet Marketing bubble bursts, and we’re all forced to abandon the ridiculous exact match domain projects that came about simply because we saw a micro opportunity, or the thousands of Ezine processed articles, written by experts who are only actually expert in the art of getting to an opportunity first.

My number one piece of advice for any affiliate looking to break in to the industry is actually quite simple.

Imagine you’re designing a business plan for a brick and mortar store, not a website that can be quietly consigned to history at the first sniff of a challenge. Then ask, “What can I see myself happily working on every day for as long as it takes to succeed?

Nail down your passion, research the market, and then do a better job of servicing it than the thousands of Internet Marketers wearing ‘expert’ masks in disguise.

It might take a while for the industry to correct itself, but when it does, the affiliates who are truly passionate about their objectives will have a much greater incentive to stay ahead than Mr. Exact Match Domain who couldn’t give a shit.

Recommended This Week

  • Pick up a copy of Premium Posts Volume 1 if you like the content on this blog. For those of you waiting for the next Volume, well, keep waiting. I haven’t started it yet.

  • For those who need more hands-on info, check out the Stack That Money Forum. It offers coaching from two of the best CPA bloggers in the biz, Mr Green and Mr Stackthatmoney. You’ll find a bunch of follow along case studies and some very generous knowledge dumps which you’d have to be an absolute muppet not to take value from. More info here.

  • If you’re a new reader, please add me to your RSS. Also follow me on Twitter Love you long time. Thanks for reading.

Why I Hate Corporate Affiliate Marketing Events

Last year, I attended London Adtech and was blown away by the number of suits in attendance. I guess it was only a matter of time before our industry became profitable enough that the yuppies and base touching urchins of the Square Mile stuck their dicks in it.

One of the things I remember distinctly was catching Jason from Ads4Dough at an extremely bare basics table, decorated with a bottle of water and surrounded by a hundred companies that had gone all-out to ‘dress for the occasion’.

It really emphasized in my mind how vast the gulf is between affiliate marketers who ‘get it’, and those who think they ‘get it’ by gelling the hair back and dousing their booths with:

1. At least four scantily clad female affiliate managers.
2. Enough jargon speak to give me a fucking headache
3. All style and zero substance.

As most conference junkies have probably worked out by now, I’m not one to travel halfway across the world to trade business cards with slick sales reps that I’ll probably never speak to again in my life. That’s not to say I don’t value the power of networking, I just prefer to stick to my small circle of confidants who generally keep me up to speed if there’s anything big I need to hear about.

I found London Adtech frustrating and confusing in equal measures. Not only did the companies seem to be wrestling for the title of best corporate Zoolander face, but they were also hugely out of touch with the solo working class affiliates like myself. I may not look like a Wall Street banker, but I’m actually a better representation of a real life affiliate marketer than some tosser with his glass of Champagne and never-ending presentation of “digital e-projects”.

Seriously, if you’re still prefixing business terms with “e” to show that you get the digital age, slap yourself in the ganglies and go back to the starting line. You suck.

I think most companies who attend these corporate events are under the illusion that affiliates are dumb, blind and blissfully unaware that suits and jargon speak actually add up to… not much.

Christ, the second you mention that you’re a CPA marketer who works from home, be prepared for that head to toe glance, the tutting of dismay and a polite ending of the conversation while the poorly educated twat turns his back on you to deal with other more respectable attendees.

The latest event on the horizon here in London is the A4U Expo. I don’t know about you, but I stopped taking this event seriously when I saw that it was sponsored by Argos.

What’s that all about?

Am I supposed to be seduced in to promoting Argos? With an entry pass starting at £395, I’d have to spend the rest of my life shelling Argos links to come anywhere close to making a return on that investment.

The only affiliate who will pay £395 for access to this kind of corporate circle jerk is the affiliate who is being sponsored by his company.

Now, I realise there may be corporate suits reading this now who gasp at the idea of their favourite event being compared to a Yuppie’s Day Out. But really, that’s all this shit is. Every single keynote spirals in to a final self-adoring sales pitch. You would be better placed collecting a list of the speakers, Googling their blogs, and reading up on the tips that everybody else will be paying £395 to hear a speech about.

The corporate affiliate marketing landscape couldn’t be further detached from the hard working affiliates who drive the industry’s popularity forward. Some of us are educating ourselves to build sustainable businesses, others are spending lavish amounts to dress with sophistication and learn how to make 4% on a fucking book sale with Amazon.

Good luck with that.

Recommended This Week

  • Pick up a copy of Premium Posts Volume 1 if you like the content on this blog. For those of you waiting for the next Volume, well, keep waiting. I haven’t started it yet.

  • For those who need more hands-on info, check out the Stack That Money Forum. It offers coaching from two of the best CPA bloggers in the biz, Mr Green and Mr Stackthatmoney. You’ll find a bunch of follow along case studies and some very generous knowledge dumps which you’d have to be an absolute muppet not to take value from. More info here.

  • If you’re a new reader, please add me to your RSS. Also follow me on Twitter Love you long time. Thanks for reading.

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